It's A Full Moon!

I just need to complain for two seconds because now that I am the athletic trainer for football, I have seen so many butt cracks!  I swear, it's ridiculous!   I have seen more butt cracks in the last month than I have in my entire life!  Guys just come up to me and basically pull their pants down so that I can tape their back or give them a massage or make sure their back is aligned.  It's disgusting!  Haha the football boys are pretty brutal, not gonna lie.

Misuse of Magic

Thought you gals might enjoy these.

-We may not be in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.

-If I was to look into the Mirror of Erised, I would see the two of us together.

-You know, when I said, "Accio hottie," I didn't expect it to work!

- If I were going to produce a patronus, you'd be my happy thought.

-Are you a dementor? Because you just took my breath away.

-I must need Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.

-Did you survive Avada Kedavra? Because you're drop dead gorgeous.

-If you were a basilisk, I wouldnt mind dying just to look into your eyes.

-I know you're taken, but if I had a time-turner, you'd be mine.

-If you were a Dementor I would turn criminal just to get your kiss.